It's that time of year

that oh so special time where Jessica starts ranting about college and hating life. How I've missed this feeling!

I decided to check Angel, just because I wanted to see how many classes I have that actually use Angel, when I happened to notice an e-mail sitting precariously in my inbox. I thought it was strange since I had just checked my FGCU e-mail and there wasn't anything. Don't even fucking ask me why FGCU has to have TWO different e-mail means and why some messages don't get sent to both, because I don't even know.

I click it. My Mental teacher APPARENTLY forgot to mention that we needed another textbook. That's nifty. Oh, the book won't be available for pick up until Monday, which, by the way, is the first day back. SUPER.

I'm already freaking out at this point, so I decide to click on my Gero class just to see what's up, because I'm weird and check my classes beforehand like a nerd.

I notice something called Hospice Paperwork, so I click it and whoa. Apparently, there's a shit ton of paperwork that has to be filled out before I can even do clinicals. That would have been nice to know.. i don't know.. NOT three days before classes start. Like, what the fuck, FGCU, what are you doing? You should inform me of these things so I don't feel like a panicked mess, which I do. It doesn't help that I have NO idea when this is even due because you've said "before clinicals," which as far as I know, clinicals start in 5 days, but then you also say before January 23rd, which by my calculations if I'm correct, would mean I'd have missed 2 clinicals, which means I would fail the class without even having taken any tests.

I don't find it humorous that you also decided to give us a worksheet with questions about the site. I'm sorry, but what the fuck? Seriously. This cannot be real life. I refuse to accept this reality, especially after having 3 weeks of Ouran, Soul Eater, Azumanga Daioh and other glorious things.

Why do I have to give you MORE proof of my TB shots when I've already done so for the program not even 6 months ago? Why is a "green" school asking me to re-print something that the fucking Nursing program already has? Seriously.

I just want to lay down and sleep forever, because I know I could. I'm so tired of being stressed out. I'm so tired of being blind sided, because FGCU doesn't believe in sending "by the way..." e-mails, so I could actually stay on top of shit.

I'd also appreciate it if I could find out when my secret lab is, because that's pretty fucking important, I would imagine. It's bad enough that I have NO say in when this lab is, but it's even worse when I won't find out until the day classes start. It's bad enough that all of my lecture classes are on Monday from 8-4:45, but it's even worse knowing all of my final exams in April will be on a FRIDAY, the last day possible for exams.

And then I'm going to have summer classes, so any semblance of a normal summer is thrown out the window, so my only hope in having a true break won't occur until next Christmas.

Just. kill. me. now.