Friday, December 2, 2011

Jessica is weird (as usual)

this guy on Tumblr liked a whole shit ton of my posts, posts from 7 months ago that I don't even remember posting, and he started following me, and he likes FMA, he plays video games (currently Skyrim), he likes Star Wars, and he's straight. HE LIVES IN KENTUCKY AND THAT'S WHERE MY BROTHER LIVES. #mygod

I can't tell you how many times I have found attractive guys on Tumblr that like guys and I'm sitting here like, "oh, okay, I'm just gonna stare at your face and wish I was a gay man". I bookmarked a guy's Tumblr, because his face is gorgeous, but that's not a reason to follow someone, especially since he posts weird things, besides his face.

then this girl is liking old posts, as if to see if I'm worth following. When this happens, I feel like I'm being auctioned and I have to show my best qualities in order to get bids. I suppose that makes my Tumblr a prostitute if you looked at it another way. But seriously. DAT GUY though.

He's... perfect. I'm looking at his blog and he's the definition of perfect.


This is why I can never see nice things/people, because then I want them. I want everything that's nice in this world.

4 comments:

  1. I totes knew that you wanted this Tumblr guy while perusing my dash.

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  2. SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

    to be fair, I don't get people commenting all up on my Tumblr like some people! And to be fair, he initiated talking to me in my ask box when I didn't respond to his reply and, so as not to bother you, I'm answering his messages privately!

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  3. I was just being friendly! That wasn't even flirting!! you guysssssssssssss

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrtbtwNDQ1qidba4o1_r2_400.gif

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