12-21-2011

Well, after the day/night I've been having, it's suffice to say that it was quite the Jessica sort of day, where the random and the "lolwut" occurs often enough for my entire life to be worthy of a sitcom of sorts.

So, I met up with Austin and Sarah and we had all sorts of fun times and discussions. Which, by the way, holy crap. The things I find out after not speaking to them legitimately since August. Holy crap.

And here I thought my  life was complicated.

I ended up going to Steak & Shake with them at 11 at night and then we ran into Austin's friend plus company (which, deer god, these people..) and then Jared and Gabi joined us as well.

Josh, the friend of Austin's friend, Greg, was drunk, so he was spouting WHATEVER, which was funny and this conversation happened.

Manager of S&S: "Okay, who ordered the strawberry peppermint shake?"

Josh: "That would be this guy *pointing at Greg, Austin's friend*, the one that likes dick."

Manager: "and the chocolate shake?"

Josh: "Oh, that's mine."

Manager: "You know, I've seen more women and gay guys ordering the chocolate shake." *walks away*

I was dying from laughter.

My mom got her teeth surgery done, so now she's on a liquid diet. I actually got to see her, because I had my dentist appt today while she was undergoing half the surgery (the other half being at a different location/doctor's office). It was kind of weird - actually, it was just weird. Because I've obviously never seen my mom sans teeth before, but her front teeth and the ones next to it were filed down to points. Kind of like how vampire teeth would look like, but in the front (obviously).

Now, they are perfectly normal teeth, but she's in a lot of pain. She has off until Tuesday to recoup, so I hope she feels better soon. I know the pain of having a procedure done to your teeth - at least, she was offered pain medication, which God knows, she needed, since they had to tamper with the actual nerves and what not.

I really hope Austin figures everything out. There's only so much advice I could possibly give him and it's something that I'd love to talk about with you guys, but it's not really my place to talk about it. I hate moments like this! He's stuck between a rock and hard place and I wish I could help, but I'd only make the situation worse since, ya know, Lizzy probably HATES me.