I didn't know how to convey this story without writing it out, so here goes.
I had an awkward experience whilst inside of the actual concert hall on Saturday night. It was maybe 30 minutes before it started and this older lady was standing in front of me and she was drinking her 2nd cup of beer, which is important, I hope. Well, she was talking to this adult in front of us and then she accidentally elbowed my stomach. She turned around saying, "Oh my goddddd I'm so sorry!!" I told her it was fine and laughed it off, since I figured getting elbowed before the concert would be better than during it. Then this happened...
Her: "haha okay. I guess you didn't need that kidney then!"
Me: "well you didn't hit my kidney anyway - it was more like my stomach"
*she blankly stares at me*
Me: "because you know, the kidneys are back here.."
*I point to my back*
*she still blankly stares*
Me: "well.. either way, it's fine.."
NURSING IS DESTROYING MY BRAIN.
hahaha. oh jessica <3
ReplyDeletecorrecting her just seemed like the right thing to do! I'm just going to hope the 2 beers caused her brain to have a lapse of judgment or that she might forget the moment ever happened :P
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the greatest things ever. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteI felt like the brainy kid who spouts off too many scientific terms that normal people wouldn't know, but at the same time, who would honestly mention a kidney when she hit my stomach?
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