Sunday, August 29, 2010

Day One



Instead of blogging about the fact that I'm spiraling once again on this never-ending roller coaster that I've chosen to be a participant on, despite my more rational and better judgment alerting me that roller coasters make me sick, I will blog of other things because I can.

I will now be randomly participating in a 10 day challenge, which will just most likely be the next 10 days, because my creative juices are lacking due to emotional/mental strain. Although there have been posts that I have done that are similar, they have never been structured around a question before. If I enjoy doing this, then maybe I'll just take random surveys and splice them into just answering one question per blog. My year challenge is almost complete, and then maybe I can just blog about actually good things at some point.

DAY ONE: INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

Perfect way to get this ball rolling. My name is Jessica! If I had to describe myself in three words, I would probably choose the words tall, smiles, and tiger. I am extremely tall for someone of the female gender - I'm 5'10 1/2 inches to 5'11". Perhaps I'm 6' now, but I wouldn't know because I only go to the doctor for big kid shots so I can attend college and avoid diseases. I enjoy smiling; if you don't, I think I might punch you in the face, because you are not human and therefore need to be exterminated through my awesome prowess. I can be fierce like a tiger and lash out blindly despite having no substantial reason to lash out. Some would say this is an anger management issue; I say it's a "Don't Piss Jessica Off" issue =] Majority of the time, I'm just a cuddly tiger that runs on a thin line between exorbitant excitement and indifferent apathy. You haven't experienced a truly Jessica moment until you have seen both sides of that coin, although the apathy isn't a fun theme park ride anyway so it's socially acceptable to avoid that one. I just turned 19 earlier this month, although I am not yet registered to vote because I am a poor excuse of an American citizen. Oh, I'm also Spanish/German. I favor the Spanish aspect because my people got shit done, plus I think I was Queen Isabella in a past life (Yes, I hail from Spain. No, I don't speak Spanish, but you can't judge me just because I probably exiled you in a past life.) The only time I've broken a bone was due to my mom's excitement. She swears she didn't mean to, but my dad and I especially know otherwise for we were all there as witnesses. Thank God a doctor was there too. I'm Catholic, so I believe in God. Other religions are cool too, and I'm all for you praising spaghetti or Tom Cruise- just leave me alone to my religion and don't try to convert me. Having grown up conversations with me can go one of two ways: I either listen attentively to whatever it is you think is right and speak when I should OR I adamantly tell you that you're wrong and speak over you until you decide to give up. I'm stubborn with everything I think: I'm convinced that the burrowing owls of Cape Coral have burrowed an underground city and hold council meetings regularly, which is why you will ALWAYS see one eyeballing you as you drive past his "home" aka tunnel into the Free World. If you try to tell me otherwise, you will be shut down in a plethora of ways. My dad taught me self defense when I was the age of 4 in case I was ever raped or kidnapped. To this day, I am still confident in my ability to stay alive and to get away from dangerous situations such as that despite a lack of formal training. I'm multifaceted, which makes me an interesting person. You shouldn't get bored around me, and if you do, then you're doing something wrong.


3 comments:

  1. This whole blog is just all the more support to my claim that Jessica=Amazing! People and blog readers this girl right here ^ named Jessica she is the love of my life, I love her with all my heart and she is all mine! I am truly the luckiest man in the world to have her! 8D

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  2. "I enjoy smiling; if you don't, I think I might punch you in the face, because you are not human and therefore need to be exterminated through my awesome prowess."

    Can I put this on my FB quotes? This is amazing.

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