Hm, is it illegal to take my shirt off while driving in order to get sun? I'm almost positive it would be better if I just went to a pool, but I don't have time to just sit around soaking up the UV. The UV needs to suck on me while I drive places =P
I'm thinking of wearing a bathing suit top so if I took my shirt off, it wouldn't be scandalous.
I wanna go swimming though! I love swimming and floating around doing tricks and smashing my face on the bottom of the pool while I attempt to do a handstand! It's always great! Plus I think I look decently tan when I'm in water, which sounds weird, but I swear I look so tan in the shower, but right when I step out it's like my skin says, "Okay, Jess, it's been fun and all being brown, but I like being white better, because let's face it, I don't like seeing you happy."
Curse you pigments!
"Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one." (my homie Ben Frank aka Benjamin Franklin)
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