Funny moments that haven't been recorded elsewhere :D

*eating at Sonny's with my parents on one side of the booth and me on the other side. I finish up my meal and look over to see that my mom and dad's meals are practically touching. SHOVES EMPTY TRAY INTO DAD'S PLATE. Dad and I start LAUGHING hysterically*

Mom: "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me? I don't see what's so funny!!"

*talking about some actor on Law and Order (or something) who ended up getting bells palsy*

Professor: "He was so attractive, but now..."

Me: "Poor guy.."

Christine: "Poor guy.. he had so much going for him."

Me: "And now.. now he's hideous."

*laughing back and forth as we continue about this when the professor asks us why we're laughing so hard, so Christine explains*

Professor: "well, maybe if you're into pirates, he would be, but ya know!"

*looking up at the ceiling during post-conference*

Christine: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Oh, my neck hurt, so I figured looking up would help."

Christine: "Yeah, I slept on my neck wrong, so I should try that too."

*Christine looks up at the ceiling*

Professor: "Christine, what are you doing?"

*Listening to One Direction in the car with my parents*
One Direction: "Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed."
*Dad sassily swings his head and shakes his torso*