That moment when you literally find the absolute best guy who meets all your criteria, including height, hair color, eye color and adorable smile - even the criteria you're more lenient on, such as liking anime/manga and knowing what Studio Ghibli movies are without you introducing them to it...

only to find out you have ZERO chances, because you both play for the same team.

My life.

Also, there's a spider on my ceiling. ANY hopes of me sleeping are now dashed.