I'm dating a dork.

So the crazy preacher is here still, but I didn't notice, because I wasn't anywhere near civilization today due to being stuck in AB8 hearing a dummy vomiting and being filmed for television.

Blayn texts me, wanting to let me know that he defended some girl, because the preacher called her an "obombination" and that she isn't leaving him alone and how he thinks she's stalking him now. I told him that if it's really bothering him that he should just mention me, because most girls stop talking to guys when they hear them talking about other girls. Blayn said he'd do that, because that's smart.

The conversation shifts back to the girl, and he was like, "I just want you to know that I told you about the girl cuz I didn't want you to worry or get the wrong idea". So, I wanted to tease him a bit by pretending I was upset.

Dis guy.

Blayn: "but I know you're not actually upset."

Me: "How???"

Blayn: "because I know you!"

Me: "O rly?"

Blayn: "yes lol"

Me: "well idk.. for all you know I could be frowny facing it up right now!"

Blayn: "but why would you be?"

Me: "cuz you're totes macking on this chick and you don't want me to interrupt if I see you on campus!"

Blayn: "wait what lol"

Me: ":P exactly!"

Blayn: "but that wouldn't work lol"

Me: "how?! it makes sense to me!"

Blayn: "because I'm taken ♥"

he needs to stop this. because my heart cannot handle these feels.