It's not like I wanted to listen to my voice-mail anyway, so don't even worry about the fact that I'm physically incapable of using half of your screen.
I can't even reset the voice-mail password for some asinine reason, because you want me to type out all this information to you using my phone, which in case you forgot, is impossible.
Your failures have brought many a smile to my face, as well as my friends. In fact, you are damn near notorious amongst my friends for being a dumb smartphone, so kudos for that. Your basic functions at this point are an alarm clock and the occasional text message, which takes 5+ minutes to form because you make me turn you every which way.
Every time I walk around at night outside, I take my life in my own hands. While other girls grip their phones wherever they walk, I don't have this luxury. If I was ever being kidnapped, I would be S.O.L. because I wouldn't be able to hit the damn 1 button for calling 911 & just the whole procedure to call anyone else would be too difficult.
So this is a little thank you, because while you may not be able to give me my voicemails or text efficiently, I'm sure in a time of turmoil, you would at least deter my attacker for a split second, because I would just throw you at them, hoping you'd combust, which would give me enough time to get a slight head start before shit gets real.
I can't even reset the voice-mail password for some asinine reason, because you want me to type out all this information to you using my phone, which in case you forgot, is impossible.
Your failures have brought many a smile to my face, as well as my friends. In fact, you are damn near notorious amongst my friends for being a dumb smartphone, so kudos for that. Your basic functions at this point are an alarm clock and the occasional text message, which takes 5+ minutes to form because you make me turn you every which way.
Every time I walk around at night outside, I take my life in my own hands. While other girls grip their phones wherever they walk, I don't have this luxury. If I was ever being kidnapped, I would be S.O.L. because I wouldn't be able to hit the damn 1 button for calling 911 & just the whole procedure to call anyone else would be too difficult.
So this is a little thank you, because while you may not be able to give me my voicemails or text efficiently, I'm sure in a time of turmoil, you would at least deter my attacker for a split second, because I would just throw you at them, hoping you'd combust, which would give me enough time to get a slight head start before shit gets real.
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