LAST POST

For some strange reason, this is my 365th post and my first blog was on January 23rd. I'm so confused. I don't even.

I subject myself to all sorts of tortures throughout my daily life, such as wondering if I will be on time for a certain event or if my earliness shows a sign of desperation and inner anxiety. There are, however, a few handful of horrendous torture that I do not have direct control over. There are also some individuals who prey on my weakness and exploit it for their own satisfaction. Clearly, this blog is pointed at one person in particular and he very well knows who he is.

In other news, apparently Christian Bale is Demetrius from Midsum and Hermia is a submissive woman who acts like she's from the age of submissiveness and stupidity. Hippolyta is still as BAMF as ever, but should you mispronounce that name, I shall have to attack you via bow and arrow.

ALSO, our Shakespeare teacher is completely bonkers in a totally scatterbrained way, but it's funny and refreshing in a way. We talked about cocaine and how complicated meter and rhyme was during Shakespearean time. We have the task of rewriting a Shakespearean sonnet into modern language while still maintaining the meter and rhyme, which I am stoked for, but the directions of said project are so vague, yet clear that I'll do something wrong and fail.

You know, I had high hopes for my final blog and this is the note I leave on: failure, cocaine, spider attacks, and murder via archery. Well, I guess that's just a normal day in the life of Jessica. Looking back on my old blogs, I realize that the images don't appear anymore, which causes me to rage. WHY IS MY LAST OFFICIAL BLOG MADE OF SUCH RANDOM FAIL?!

I will definitely blog tomorrow, or at least up until Jan 23, which apparently puts me ahead a year? I don't know. Neither me nor my blog make very much sense.