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I'm going to cave and actually use the Twitter account I created for some unknown reason. I probably made it just to say, "I have one!" I figure it could act as my Facebook status updates, because I already update my status too much as it is.

Some potential tweets that I would have tweeted, if my phone would be set up for that sort of thing:

• "is there something on my face? people keep talking to me randomly"
• "flirtatious waiters cause me to over eat. Shouldn't it be the opposite?"
• "I got invited to eat with a guy and his friends and I said no. Wait, what?"
• "That guy? He said bye to me as I was leaving and I ran into a chair. FML"
• "Random witness to my fail asks if I'm okay. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"
• "I'm driving through North Lake and some guy stares at me like I'm an alien"
• "Oh. I'm blasting Destiny Child's "Say My Name" song.. no fucking wonder."

My twitter would be overloaded because all of those "tweets" would have occurred within a 40 minute span of time at the most.

Today has been truly adventurous and I've eaten so much pizza and drank so much Diet coke, that I felt like I was going to throw up if someone poked my stomach. I don't know why they would, but the point remains.

Ever since my epic trail quest with my 7 companions, I feel like roaming outside for the hell of it. I made like 3 trips outside when I could have just done it in one trip. Even now, I sit in my dorm wondering if my shoes are dry or if they've been stolen. I don't think they will ever dry fully and I'm contemplating on buying "Colloquium shoes" should the need ever arise where trudging through mud swamps seems like a grand idea just to eat an orange.

In my defense, I was hungry and I wanted to get to my dorm so I could eat. I thought nature trail would be a quick efficient way. It wasn't and I almost lost my shoes on multiple occasions and my socks were so seeped with mud that it was ridonkulous.