Pokemon: pissing off everyone since 1998 in the United States. This was the epitome of childhood besides Harry Potter, of course. I'm pretty sure I've never met someone who hasn't at least played one game - I've never beaten the first versions of the game Red, Blue, or Yellow. I've actually beaten some of the other versions, but that's probably more games than most other kids have played.
That picture above was always my least favorite thing about Pokemon. This even includes having to level up the Pokemon enough to defeat the Gym Leaders and that took countless hours. I would be in critical level of health, too much of a Scrooge to waste a potion on my Pokemon when I could see the next town in sight, when all of a sudden some stupid Pokemon would ambush me and fuck me sideways.
Thank God, Nurse Joy, had some magical serum to raise Pokemon back from the dead. Otherwise, I would have really cursed out Pokemon moreso than I already did.
Whenever the above scene happened to me, I would usually just finished going through a large expanse of wilderness between towns with my pokemon barely alive or after returning to town defeated after not being able to find a specific pokemon. Just to have that pokemon that I was looking for or some other tough jerkface pop up and be like hur "I wanna kill all your pokemon."... this would usually cause me to curse loudly/restart my game completely out of frustration/ throw my gameboy at my bed and then have to venture back through that same god forsaken grass!
ReplyDeleteI hope this makes sense! 8P my point basically is that grass sucks and pokemon was hell! 8P
That was the worst part about Pokemon. The other worst part? Fucking caves.
ReplyDelete"Fuck I'm lost, fuck it's dark, FUCK POKEMON COMING TO KILL MY DYING POKEMON! Run."
hahaha the caves were the worst! I also hated teaching my pokemon the HM moves you needed to have, like Flash. It served no purpose in battle so I always hated having to get rid of an attack to make room for that crap!
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