is the ultimate way to get to my heart.
This right here, this picture? It is 5 pounds of nachos known as Mount Nacheesmo. The ingredients for those who'd like to know are beans, shredded cheese, chicken, pork, beef, melted cheese, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, olives, and a spoonful of spicy queso dip to top it off. IT LOOKS AMAZING AND I WANT IT.
There is nothing better than a homecooked meal that tastes "OMG THIS IS AMAZING" good. I will literally keep eating to the point of gorging myself due to taste alone. Screw necessity and biological limits. I will eat copious amounts of delicious food with reckless abandon.
As you can predict, I usually have to deal with such consequences after. Some problems that occur from this illustrious feasting include upset stomach & fullness to the point where walking is no longer an option. Now I know there is medicine for upset tummies, but I have not found one to cure the whole "If I walk another step, I might explode" syndrome. It's a common occurrence in Jessicas such as I. I'm sure it happens to other people too, but it literally impedes my social life.
Many a time have I told Ricky I don't feel like walking around Gulf Coast Town Center because I quickly downed Moe's like it was a cold cup of water on a hot summer's day. Due to my disease, I try not to eat very much when out with groups. It's bad enough being the party pooper for a party of two; it's a whole other ballgame when you start adding more people!
This is a warning if you ever witness seeing me eat at a legit restaurant or mall, because you will see a human vacuum that is unstoppable for a whole plethora of foods that I cannot begin to list them all without revealing my deadly sin. I pray that people who have been witnesses will one day realize it's not my fault. It's food and man's fault. Things that taste heavenly are too delicious to put down.
I hope to someday tour the country like that guy from Man vs. Food. He's practically my food idol. I want to eat these delectable foods. I want to go to an ice cream shop that sells 5,000 different kinds of ice cream. YES, you did read correctly. I'll let that soak in, because the sheer awesomeness that is that statement needs a good 5 minutes to properly settle in.
I think this is why obesity is an issue. I can only hope to maintain my semi girlish/manly football player body that it shouldn't be a problem.
This right here, this picture? It is 5 pounds of nachos known as Mount Nacheesmo. The ingredients for those who'd like to know are beans, shredded cheese, chicken, pork, beef, melted cheese, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, olives, and a spoonful of spicy queso dip to top it off. IT LOOKS AMAZING AND I WANT IT.
There is nothing better than a homecooked meal that tastes "OMG THIS IS AMAZING" good. I will literally keep eating to the point of gorging myself due to taste alone. Screw necessity and biological limits. I will eat copious amounts of delicious food with reckless abandon.
As you can predict, I usually have to deal with such consequences after. Some problems that occur from this illustrious feasting include upset stomach & fullness to the point where walking is no longer an option. Now I know there is medicine for upset tummies, but I have not found one to cure the whole "If I walk another step, I might explode" syndrome. It's a common occurrence in Jessicas such as I. I'm sure it happens to other people too, but it literally impedes my social life.
Many a time have I told Ricky I don't feel like walking around Gulf Coast Town Center because I quickly downed Moe's like it was a cold cup of water on a hot summer's day. Due to my disease, I try not to eat very much when out with groups. It's bad enough being the party pooper for a party of two; it's a whole other ballgame when you start adding more people!
This is a warning if you ever witness seeing me eat at a legit restaurant or mall, because you will see a human vacuum that is unstoppable for a whole plethora of foods that I cannot begin to list them all without revealing my deadly sin. I pray that people who have been witnesses will one day realize it's not my fault. It's food and man's fault. Things that taste heavenly are too delicious to put down.
I hope to someday tour the country like that guy from Man vs. Food. He's practically my food idol. I want to eat these delectable foods. I want to go to an ice cream shop that sells 5,000 different kinds of ice cream. YES, you did read correctly. I'll let that soak in, because the sheer awesomeness that is that statement needs a good 5 minutes to properly settle in.
I think this is why obesity is an issue. I can only hope to maintain my semi girlish/manly football player body that it shouldn't be a problem.
You have an extremely attractive and amazing girlish figure! You do not have a semi girlish figure, you have a completely girlish figure! and you do not have a manly football player body, you have a very bodacious body! 8D
ReplyDeleteThat would be awesome to visit that 5000 ice cream place! Though I wouldnt have a clue what to get!