WTF

(I had to put a really cute picture to offset the seriousness of this blog, and sadly the picture is somewhat applicable..)

Not necessarily my own words, but I'm voicing my own thoughts while stating facts from the article. Link is at the bottom, which is kind of sad because the article wasn't very long.

Apparently a manual was found circulating through Orange County, Florida, which is the county containing cities like Orlando and Kissimmee. But this wasn't just an ordinary book or even something that's the least bit normal. The only thing that could possibly make it normal was the fact it was a How To book, but the subject matter is completely and totally inappropriate.

It's a "How to Molest Children" book, which right off the bat, you would think, "Hey! That's disgusting AND illegal!" Well, for some reason it's not, despite the fact it explicitly states how to prey on children and get kids not to tell their parents about the incident. The 170 page manual is being sent through e-mail and other electronic ways, which apparently makes it not illegal/practically untraceable?

Let's talk about location for a second. Near Orlando? Really? What huge attraction is there that little kids love to frolick to, because it's the epitome of every kid's childhood? Oh right, DISNEY. This is a splendid novel to come out near such a crowded, kid infested area, but don't worry little Johnny and Susie will be just fine, because no one would ever molest your kids. *sarcasm raised so high that I accidently poked God in the eye and I had to apologize, because ya know, He's God* You'd think this would be kind of a priority, but I guess Disney doesn't want to lose business due to a molesting manual..

I'm pretty sure if I posted that I wanted to kill the President that it would be illegal and they WOULD find me. Look at how many people they arrest for downloading illegal music - I'm pretty sure it's possible to track. The internet was not created yesterday. I'm also pretty sure that if I posted that I was going to rape someone, there'd actually be consequences. Unless the guy would enjoy it, which he totally would because my mere presence is enough to cause immense pleasure. Now I feel really creepy and I was basically stating a fact, which begs the question.

Whose the pervert that wrote a HOW TO book in order to molest children & is it possible he or she has a soul? I'm trying to be open-minded on the gender, despite the fact it probably is a guy, because it's mostly guys that prey on little kids.

I'm so glad I live in a country and state that makes sense. Sorry again, God, didn't mean to hit you so suddenly like that.

Link = http://abcnews.go.com/US/manual-molest-children-legal-cops/story?id=11561609