Oatmeal + Sororities = RAGE!

There's something about people who eat oatmeal that really tick me off. Correction, there's something about people who will eat oatmeal DURING a 9:30 am class.

Are people too lazy to eat in their own dorms/homes, or are they too rushed in the morning that they HAVE to eat their oatmeal during class?

It's practically a publicity stunt for those who are far superior than the early bird who eats at a socially acceptable time. Oh, wow, not only are you eating healthy, but you're also eating healthy IN FRONT of people? Scandalous. I'm glad you did so in front of me, Ms. Sorority Girl, in a way that I could partake in your total bitchfest need for attention.

During one class, there was FOUR of them eating stupid oatmeal for an HOUR AND 45 MINUTES. It's disgusting. I don't need to see your revolting taste in breakfast foods when I don't even want to be in class. It's not cute seeing you eat your oatmeal by twisting your spoon as if to avoid a brain freeze. It's also not cute seeing all four of you wearing the same shirt. Oh, you're in a sorority? How much money did you pay for your friends? I'm just going to ignore the fact that you all have mountain loads of T-shirts showcasing said sorority, which probably cost a pretty penny. If I could join a group, and not have to pay for shirts, I'd be all over it. However, your hoity toity sorority is a sham.

If sororities and fraternities were actually all about "community" and "making long lasting friendships", then please tell me why you have to pay for membership? Someone please tell me why you have to INTERVIEW and get a call back in order to even have a shot at being in a sorority?

So not only are you pissing me off because you flaunt your inability to make real friends, but now you're eating a type of breakfast that, upon looking at it, makes me want to vomit. It looks like puke - there's nothing appetizing about that. Take your oatmeal and eat it outside, you heathens. If I see one more oatmeal cup in the hands of the sorority girls that SURROUND me in my English class, I will quite possibly flip a desk and maim them.

(It's bad enough that they think their social lives are worth broadcasting loudly during class, but oatmeal seriously pisses me off and this had to be said.)