Ricky's pre-birthday events summarized=
- Crazy prehistoric duck attack that almost occurred due to his mom encouraging said ducks with french fries. Prehistoric duck did not want fries; they wanted human flesh, which you could tell by their sharp teeth.
- Since when do ducks have teeth anyway?
- Ricky is a German Jew hybrid, and thus he will constantly be in a state of hating himself
- Admitting to not seeing the movie, "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" will cause my father to walk out of the house and leave. This then causes Ricky to go into a state of depression for failing to impress my dad.
- Pizza and cake = great food combination.
- I get headaches from laughing too much, or maybe I get headaches from hearing myself laugh. Either way, my happiness and joy hurts my brain. I think I'm meant to be in a state of depression, which also hurts my head. I'll never have my head not hurting me =(
- I look like a cuddle bear according to my mom.
And also, as the title of my blog suggests I found out bad news today, which I don't know how to express because I don't know who looks at my blog. =/ Situation sucks and I can't do anything about it, because there's nothing I can physically do to prevent it. I'm gonna try looking on the bright side and act like nothing's wrong, although it does kind of bother me.
Plus side, it's Ricky's birthday tomorrow ♥
"It's easy to be cynical. Especially today, when it looks like all our heroes are crooks, our role models frauds. Every now and again, however, when you least expect it, the real thing comes along: someone who can find the heart inside the cynic and give those who hold nothing sacred something to believe in. It's not always easy telling the good from the bad, even if you do get tomorrow's paper today. Sometimes, to find the answers, you have to look in your heart."
- Crazy prehistoric duck attack that almost occurred due to his mom encouraging said ducks with french fries. Prehistoric duck did not want fries; they wanted human flesh, which you could tell by their sharp teeth.
- Since when do ducks have teeth anyway?
- Ricky is a German Jew hybrid, and thus he will constantly be in a state of hating himself
- Admitting to not seeing the movie, "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" will cause my father to walk out of the house and leave. This then causes Ricky to go into a state of depression for failing to impress my dad.
- Pizza and cake = great food combination.
- I get headaches from laughing too much, or maybe I get headaches from hearing myself laugh. Either way, my happiness and joy hurts my brain. I think I'm meant to be in a state of depression, which also hurts my head. I'll never have my head not hurting me =(
- I look like a cuddle bear according to my mom.
And also, as the title of my blog suggests I found out bad news today, which I don't know how to express because I don't know who looks at my blog. =/ Situation sucks and I can't do anything about it, because there's nothing I can physically do to prevent it. I'm gonna try looking on the bright side and act like nothing's wrong, although it does kind of bother me.
Plus side, it's Ricky's birthday tomorrow ♥
"It's easy to be cynical. Especially today, when it looks like all our heroes are crooks, our role models frauds. Every now and again, however, when you least expect it, the real thing comes along: someone who can find the heart inside the cynic and give those who hold nothing sacred something to believe in. It's not always easy telling the good from the bad, even if you do get tomorrow's paper today. Sometimes, to find the answers, you have to look in your heart."
you left out the fact that the ducks didn't want just human flesh! they wanted MY human flesh! they were coming right at me!!! also 2 slices of pizza with half of cheese bread plus cake = Ricky's own personal Man vrs food Challenge!!!! 8P You are a cuddle bear! 8D
ReplyDeletehaha good thing there wasn't a time limit otherwise u woulda failed!!
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