Project Runway

There's something about watching a fashion show with predominantly all gay guys, women who appear lesbians, and then just the normal girls and guys, that just makes me want to watch it when my body is screaming, "YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE FASHION DESIGNS ANYWAY! WTF!". I have to watch it now though, because I've been subjected to it. It's like doing heroin in a massive dose, and then having the option to do heroin again the next day, or don't - I haven't done heroin (I'm sure that's made obvious by the fact I don't know when you are physically able to induce yourself with more heroin..), but I'm sure any drug people would catch my drift. It's like playing an epic video game, and then you can either play that game over again or vegetate until a new game comes out. You have to do it.

It's God's way of saying, "I want everyone to be happy, but you have to suffer the consequences of such happiness, either by losing your self-respect, your dignity, a man-card, etc." He's a tricky, tricky trickster figure that God, but oh, how he delivers television is beyond my body's capacity to shut my eyes to the possible train wreck before me.

I wonder if this is how people end up liking Jersey Shore... I don't know. I don't get it.

"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose." (Rita Rudner)

^ reminds me of something Sex and the City would say. Did I get the title right? For the longest time, I thought it was Sex in the City. This is another show I've never watched.