Diet Coke is for Champions!

So after an epic day of video gaming to the extreme with Ricky and Tito the person, here are some of the many highlights:

1. "Stop trying to give me a blowjob!"
2. Grievous pwns everyone and anything, and when he's not available to be a choice, you will fail no matter who you pick or how hard you may try to win.
3. Halo is the hardest game in the world, especially when you aren't used to shooter games where you have to, you know, move the camera AND kill some people.
4. "Miranda is a whore." (quote from me, which the males disagreed with, because they are blinded by Miranda's obvious sexual prowess over Ashley's classy sexyness)
5. "I've nailed you many times."
6. "Did you just say penis?"
7. When I step on the ship, everyone turns lesbian for me and Mass Effect becomes twice as sexual.

That was more of like an overview rather than the highlights, but it doesn't matter because I'm Jessica and that's all that matters. Plus plus plus, I got to sit in the living room to watch/play video games and only had to be in the kitchen a couple of times. I'd say it was a good day =)

"What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneliness, and say, 'This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned and you with it, dust of the dust!' Would you throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse that demon? Or would you answer, 'Never have I heard anything more divine'?" (Friedrich Nietzsche)