Friday, March 5, 2010

Get Out of Here


I'm getting sick and tired of terrible drivers. No, I'm not talking about the snow birds that never seem to actually leave Florida. I'm talking about the aggressive ones that are aggressive for the sake of being jerks.

I was driving south on 41 going not only the speed limit, but also 5 mph over it, just to have some jerk tailgate me. He didn't do that for long however, because he realized I wasn't going to go over the speed limit anymore than I already had, so he decides to pass me. By passing me, I mean he narrowly avoided hitting my car, because he decided to pass me at an extremely close distance. I thought for sure he was going to clip me and take off like the jerk he is. Honestly, I'm tired of jerks on the road.

I will drive as slow or as fast as I want. Your close proximity to my car will not deter me from my speed. You want to speed up like a complete jerk and ride my ass, then go for it. I will not speed up to accommodate your 'need for speed'. Since it's mostly guys with this problem, I suggest you stop over compensating for your small aspects by trying to be big and macho. You aren't fooling anyone, except yourselves.

"The two most common elements in the world are Hydrogen and stupidity." (Harlan Ellison)

1 comment:

  1. I want no one riding your ass!!!! so they better back off! *glaring around the room* grrr

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